Not from around here

We stopped at cvs, so I could be some sunscreen, and the creepy cashier said how there was no way I was from Tucson. I thought he was insane, cause clearly my pasty white, fair, Irish skin looked native, but he exclaimed how no one from arizona buys sunscreen in January. I was going to give him a speech about good sun safety, but we headed To the desert instead. Bring it on sun!