King of the Road

I've now been asked this a couple of times, so I figure I'll give credit where it's due. Despite my begging an pleading, I have yet to get in on any of the driving for this trip. Lame reasons like "you don't have a license" or "think how much more our rental car will cost when you crash it" keep being thrown at me Alas, despite having traveled possibly up to 2500 miles by car in the last 9 days, I still haven't driven since my last lesson back in October or November. Stupid lack of license. I crave that open road.