Seattle: where hipsters go to die

I knew hipsters loved Seattle, but this is truly ridiculous. Even the old people we've encountered have long hair and beards. It almost seems like we're in a city with 80% of people that should be hanging out on st marks place in manhattan. Yan's transitions keep kicking in on his glasses, despite the cloudy weather, so it's only a matter of time before we're attacked by some hippie who thinks he's making a statement crusing the streets in what looks like dark sunglasses.